Entries Tagged as ‘Funny’

May 2, 2009

I had a dream: burglars took everything!

This downsizing thing must be weighing on me… last night I dreamed I returned from a day out of town and found the police at my house because neighbors had seen some strangers hauling stuff from my house.
The dream house was considerably larger than my present home. When I walked in to assess the damage [...]

April 20, 2009

Sunshine and selling stuff don’t mix.

Here in the Pacific northwest we’re used to gray skies for several months of the year.  People may grumble about the absence of sunshine, but there is at least one significant up side to the dusky light:
You can’t see how dirty or dinged your stuff is. You don’t see the cobwebs, the cat’s noseprints on [...]

October 30, 2008

Praying to false idols?

I thought Christians didn’t worship false idols. But what do I know, Unitarian-Buddhist-Pagan that I am? According to the Christian Broadcasting Network, Prayers are needed for global economy:
In January of this year, Cindy Jacobs was in a worship service when the Lord spoke to her, “Cindy, the strongman over America doesn’t live in Washington, DC – [...]